Tuesday, January 29, 2013
TYPED OUT #12: PLASTIK VAGUETTE
PLASTIK VAGUETTE - bonded with Token Asian during freshman year because they were the only two ethnics in the program. After not being cast in any coveted roles, Plastik Vaguette decided that something drastic needed to be done in order to become successful.
Plastik Vaguette didn't come into his own until after his sugar daddy bought him a hair transplant...plus blue contacts, a new chin, cheekbones, pecs, calf implants, MAJOR skin lightening treatments, brow lift, neck lift, gum raising, a full set of new teeth, and a Brazilian butt lift during their courtship.
He is now besties with Princess Coquette and models for regional car shows.
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