GAYER THAN SUNSHINE - immediately gained cred with his undergrad classmates for his annoyingly in-depth knowledge of obscure musicals and for coining the term "WWAD?" (What Would Audra Do?). Gayer Than Sunshine still auditions regularly. He can usually be found next to the audition room door listening in on belted notes, repeating them in a mix-y quiet falsetto, and then commenting loudly to himself, "Psh, that's not that high."
Gayer Than Sunshine now works shifts at lululemon athletica for the free yoga classes taught by this one really hot guy, and has an Etsy site for his brand of homemade bedazzled headbands called "Good Head." If you want your head to look really good, give him a call - he is sitting behind you thinking to himself that you are a slow reader 'cuz he was done, like, 40 minutes ago. Psh.
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