Sunday, January 13, 2013

Molly's BIG Romance


Molly’s BIG Romance

Molly had a big pointy chin.

It was so big that she could hang 3 doughnuts on it at a time. It’s a neat trick when you are little.

But Molly got older and people almost always refused to look at her.

Then one day a boy finally took notice of her. His name was Denny.

He took her out to dinner.

He took her to the state fair - Molly carried the doughnuts.

While they were on the Ferris-wheel, the loveliness and romance was too much to sit silently next to one another...

They leaned in to kiss each other.

Molly’s pointy chin stabbed him in the throat and Denny bled to death.

See - people who don't fit together are people that can't be happy.

BUT the true moral of the story is; Denny is a stupid name for a boy.

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